i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
too bad you live with your parents still
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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