They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I love you.
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