His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I stole a fireplace last night.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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