I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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