I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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