is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Randomize
