just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I have already put on my inside pants.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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