No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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