Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
