How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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