You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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