I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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