Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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