Porn is love you can see.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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