I think I died a long time ago.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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