You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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