i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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