I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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