you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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