The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
So I just went to clothing optional bar
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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