If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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