Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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