Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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