The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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