my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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