Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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