I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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