@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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