windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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