just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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