Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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