question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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