my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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