No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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