After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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