O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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