I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
should my penis look like a turkey
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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