I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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