we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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