we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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