Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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