these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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