Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
