Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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