STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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