Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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