How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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