I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Someone shattered a urinal.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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