Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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