I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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