i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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