I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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