Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
