i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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